For Those Who Find Themselves Crouching on the Shower Floor What are you doing Down below that grate Did you dissipate? Ah, I can relate Tut, tut, such a state Are you running late? I know, it's not great Chock it up to fate Wouldn't you rather Rinse out that lather? The water grows cold But that towel is thirsty and warm _…
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